You may not be able to see God, but you’re close enough that he should show up in the next few days.
frank what do you mean by that
You’ll find out soon enough :)
You may not be able to see God, but you’re close enough that he should show up in the next few days.
frank what do you mean by that
You’ll find out soon enough :)
So for about 7 years now, the running gag has been that my wife is the piggy princess. WE DO NOT have time to cover the stupid jokes and cute conversations that led us here, but the jokes write themselves, honestly.
My VERY favorite thing I do for her is that I make Miss Piggy Themed parody shirts of cliché goth band shirts. I am very, very proud of these, btw.
I SAID IM PROUD OF THESE, GODDAMN IT
I WANT THE SIOUXIE ONE SO BAD THO
“This is a tapestry I made myself! I just finished it!”
“…. this is…. big.”
“Eighty feet long, ten high, in forty panels! It was originally going to be sixty feet, but then the Thomas Malory Arthuriana got big and I had to put more stuff in.”
“… Malory published in the fifteenth century.”
“Do you have any idea how long it takes one person to embroider eight thousand square feet of tapestry?”
“You’ve had a lot of free time in the last eight hundred years, haven’t you?”
“Not once I took up embroidery as a hobby, no!”
“Want to see my stalagmite cultivation work?”
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
oh to be a statue of a goddess covered in moss, somewhere in the garden of the enchanted ruins the castle left behind, for birds to take rest on my shoulders and for animals to sleep in front of my feet, for no ordinary humans to be reached
A book with a first person narrator what describes everything with oddly specific clarifications and denials, coming completely unprompted.
"I poured myself a bowl of cereal that had no cockroaches in it."
"Her hair - which was real human hair, growing naturally from her own scalp - was brown."
"I walked to my car which I legally owned and whose rightful ownership had never been under question or dispute."
"Their dog was barking in a way that is entirely normal for a regular, full-blooded dog, and could not be mistaken for the vocalisations of a half-wolf, a jackal, or perhaps a hyena."
"My mother - who has never been convicted or imprisoned for manslaughter - emerged from the kitchen."
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